Rate My Banana
Rate the Banana. Beat the Leaderboard.
Upload a banana. Five AI critics weigh in. The leaderboard never lies.
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Drop the banana. Get the score.
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Supports images & videos (MP4, MOV, etc.)
Free: 2 ratings/day • Premium: +3 extra ratings ($0.99)
🎤 Get Celebrity Reactions On Your Banana!
Five ridiculous personalities are standing by to roast — or worship — your fruit.
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AI-Powered
GPT-4o Vision analyzes your banana with surgical precision and maximum sass.
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Daily Champion
The top scorer each day earns the coveted Certified Big Banana badge.
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Share & Brag
Generate a shareable result card to show off your banana to the world.