Rate My Banana

Show Us Your Fruit!

Upload a banana photo (or video) and get a brutally honest AI score from the world's most opinionated banana critic.

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Supports images & videos (MP4, MOV, etc.)

Free: 2 ratings/day • Premium: +5 extra ratings ($0.99)

🥇Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

9.15

🥈Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

9.10

🥉Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.55

4.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.50

5.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.50

6.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.32

7.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.26

8.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.25

9.Anonymous🍌🍌🍌

8.15

10.Anonymous🍌🍌

7.54

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